("Hey Frank, quand'è l'orgia?")

FRANK: Tonight, my unconventional conventionists... you are to witness a new breakthrough in

biochemical research... and paradise is to be mine

...(Battuta quasi esclusivamente teatrale: "Oh, how

wonderful for you!")

It was strange the way it happened... suddenly you get a break...

(Si fanno schioccare i GUANTI)

whole pieces start to fit into place, not a sign of being...

what a fool! The answer was there all the time

it took a small accident to make it happen...

("A what?")

AN ACCIDENT!

MAGENTA & COLUMBIA: An accident!

FRANK: And that's how I discovered the secret, that elusive ingredient

that spark that is the breath of life...

(Qui le battute cambiano di settimana in settimana, e di solito vengono dette in italiano..."Are you gonna fuck everyone in the audience tonight?")

Yes,

(Idem come sopra "Do you know about gay sex?")

I have that knowledge...

(Non per essere noiosa...Idem come sopra. "What do you hold under your arm?")

I hold the secret...

("To life?")

to life...

("Itself?")

itself!

(Applausi. Fare casino con trombette e/o qualsiasi altro oggetto di carnevale)

You see...you are fortunate, for tonight, is the night, that my beautiful creature is destined to be born!

(Invece: "fucked!")

Up now! Throw open the switches on the sonic oscillator... and step up the reactor power three more points!

JANET: Oh Brad!

BRAD It's all right Janet.

FRANK: Oh! Rocky!

The Sword Of Damocles

ROCKY: The sword of Damocles is hanging over my head,

And I've got the feeling that someone's gonna be cutting the thread.

Oh, woe is me, my life is a misery.

Oh, can't you see, that I'm at the start of a pretty big downer.

I woke up this morning

with a start when I fell out of bed.

ALL: That ain't no crime.

ROCKY: And left from my dreaming was a feeling of unnameable dread.

ALL: That ain't no crime.

ROCKY: My high is low, I'm dressed up with no place to go.

And all I know is I'm at the start of a pretty big downer.

ALL: Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime.

ROCKY: Oh ho no no

ALL: Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime.

ROCKY: Oh ho no no

ALL: Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime.

ROCKY: Oh ho no no

The sword of Damocles is hanging over my head.

ALL: That ain't no crime.

ROCKY: And I've got the feeling that someone's gonna be cutting the thread.

ALL: That ain't no crime.

ROCKY: Oh woe is me - my life is a mistery

and can't you see that I'm at the start of a pretty big downer

ALL: Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime.

ROCKY: Oh no no no

ALL: Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime.

ROCKY: Oh no no no

ALL: Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime.

ROCKY: Oh no no no

(ripetere fino alla fine - Sha-la-la)

ALL: Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime, Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime,

Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime, Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime,

Sha-la-la.