Charles Atlas Song (Reprise)

FRANK: But a deltoid and a bicep.

A hot groin and a tricep.

Makes me, oooh, shake,

Makes me want to take Charles Atlas by the

("Balls")

...ha-ha-hand.

FRANK: In just seven days

("and seven nights")

I can make you a man.

FRANK: I don't want no distention,

Just dynamic tension.

("Sing it, bitch!")

JANET: I'm a muscle fan.

FRANK: In just seven days,

("and seven nights")

I can make you a man.

Dig it if you can

In just seven days,

("and seven nights")

I can make you a man.

(Marcia nuziale per Frank e Rocky)

(tirare i CORIANDOLI)

("I say that life is an illusion.")

NARRATOR: There are some who say that life is an illusion

("Like your neck")

, and reality is but a figment of the imagination.

("So's your fucking neck")

If this is so, then Brad and Janet are quite safe.

("So's your fucking neck!")

...however, the sudden departure of their host...

(Invece: "your neck")

and his

("neck")

creation... into the seclusion of his somber bridal suite

("SUITE")

and left them feeling

("neckless")

both apprehensive and uneasy, a feeling which grew

("GREEEEW!")

as the other guests departed, and they were shown to their separate rooms.

(Janet e Brad sono condotti alle loro camere da Riff Raff e Magenta)

(Janet entra nella camera, camminando all'indietro)

("L'acqua! L'acqua! occhio all'acqua")

(urta un catino pieno d'acqua)

(Quando si avvicina alla telecamera, gridare "BU!" lei si allontana. Dopo di che, quando si avvicina al letto, gridarle "Siediti!")

(Brad entra nella camera)

(qualcuno bussa alla porta di Janet)

(Magenta sogghigna)

JANET: Uhh! Who is it? Who's there?

("Never worry, never fear, Frank the wonderful fuck is here!")

FRANK (BRAD): It's only me, Janet.

JANET: Oh, Brad darling, come in.

("And out and in and out and in")

Oh! Brad, Oh Brad. Yes, my darling... but what if...

("Don't worry, I brought a rubber!" si può italianizzare con "Tranquilla, ho il gommino!")

FRANK (BRAD): It's all right, Janet, everything's going to be all right.

JANET: Oh, I hope so, my darling. Oh... Ah... ahh (toglie la parrucca a Frank) OHHH! Oh, it's you!

FRANK: I'm afraid so, Janet, but isn't it nice...

JANET: Oh, you beast, you monster... Oh what have you done with Brad?

("Nothing yet, he's saving the best for later")

FRANK: Oh, well, nothing. Why, do you thing I should?

JANET: You tricked... I wouldn't have...

("Yes you would!")

I've never... never...

("Never? Never ever? Never ever ever?")

FRANK: Yes, yes, I know, but it isn't all bad, is it? I think you really found it quite... pleasurable.

JANET Oh, stop...I mean help... oh Brad Brad!... Oh Brad!!

FRANK: Shhh. Brad's probably asleep by now. Do you want him to see you... like THIS!

JANET: Like this like how?!

("Like a cow!")

Oh, it's your fault... you're to blame... Oh... I was saving myself...

("For what? For a rainy day?")

FRANK: Yes, but I'm sure your not spent yet...

JANET: Promise you won't tell Brad?

("Troia!")

FRANK: Cross my heart and hope to die...

("Stick a dildo in my eye")